A Bonus For All The Bartenders.
Male Customer (most likely a bro): “Can I get a Jack Daniels and whiskey? It’s my birthday.”
Me: “A…uh…what?”
Male Customer: “A Jack Daniels and whiskey, dude. How hard could that be?”
Me: “About as hard as making a Crown Royal and rum. Dude.”
February 26th, 2008 at 11:29
I just frickin HATE the douches who THINK they know how to order a drink, but then have no idea when it comes to actually ordering one.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:40
last night i got a chick that proudly proclaimed… “i only drink my alcohol straight, but i dont like it strong”…. after she bitched me out for checking her id, I brought her pucker on the rocks all night long. I find great joy knowing that she probably will be puking green for the next three days.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:51
hey bets the bros that come in my place. I thought cognac and coke or dr pepper was BAD then vodka and cranberry got popular-guess no one TOLD them it was a Cap Cod. SO now its not uncommon to get a Henn and cranberry. Least these fools dont understand what VS, VSOP, and XO mean since we serve each major brand in just one type for 3 total cognacs.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:11
Customer: “Smirnoff and vodka”
Me:”???”
Customer: “Smirnoff and vodka!!”
Me: pour red tassel (house vodka) into a glass, then a shot of Smirnoff on top. “That’ll be $8.50″
Customer :Flips out. gets all pissed off.
Me: pay me or leave.
Customer: throws a 20 and walks away.
Me:Next idiot please!
February 28th, 2008 at 6:58
Seems like we’ve all had similar orders.
“I need one house bourbon and coke, and one house Beam and coke.”
“There is no such thing as house Beam. We have house bourbon, and we have Jim Beam.”
“Man, you don’t know what you’re doing. You want me to come back there and make those drinks?”
“Let me see your ID…get out.”
February 28th, 2008 at 2:53
I used to work at a liquor store and got this one A LOT,” Where’s your grape wine?”
February 29th, 2008 at 12:48
definitely do a shot of jack and a shot of well whiskey. and charge him for a shot of each. moron.
February 29th, 2008 at 10:00
“i’ll have a hennessy and grape soda”,
sorry we dont actually have that
“then i’ll have a remy and grape soda”
dumb ass…
March 1st, 2008 at 11:01
Yeah, I bartend. One of my favorites was the guy that wanted to know why I didn’t put TEA in his Long Island Ice Tea.
(”who the hell puts coke in there?” he said)
sigh….
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:26
Crown Royal is a whiskey - not a rum.
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:12
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March 10th, 2008 at 12:42
I had a female server that was working one night come to my bar to order a round for her customers. She ordered a rum and coke and a vodka tonic. I made them and put them on the bar. She asked WHICH ONE IS WHICH!!!!