A Word From MY Manager.
I spoke at length last week about The Manager and how much it sucks to work for The Manager. I thought I’d let you in on how MY manager operates. Here is a note she left on the hostess stand on a busy night as a welcome to any customers who might feel as though they deserve special treatment:

Transcription: Things I rather dislike…#1 self-seaters, #2 customers whom try to bribe the Host to sit their party earlier for $10 or $20. My starting rate is $50!
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:11
If your manager can leave notes like that out for all customers to see and not get in trouble with the owners, then I must quote Mel Brooks from History of the World Part I:
“It’s good to be the king”
Later.
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:47
I need to get out of corporate chains.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:02
Oh My GOD. Does Manager have the education of….a 5th grader? WOW!
My sympathy, love.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:41
I’m thinking she was drunk. What a twat.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:26
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