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    A Word From MY Manager.

    I spoke at length last week about The Manager and how much it sucks to work for The Manager. I thought I’d let you in on how MY manager operates. Here is a note she left on the hostess stand on a busy night as a welcome to any customers who might feel as though they deserve special treatment:
    April's Note
    Transcription: Things I rather dislike…#1 self-seaters, #2 customers whom try to bribe the Host to sit their party earlier for $10 or $20. My starting rate is $50!

    5 Responses to “A Word From MY Manager.”

    1. Bill Says:

      If your manager can leave notes like that out for all customers to see and not get in trouble with the owners, then I must quote Mel Brooks from History of the World Part I:
      “It’s good to be the king”

      Later.

    2. Sarah C. Says:

      I need to get out of corporate chains.

    3. PizzaSlinger Says:

      Oh My GOD. Does Manager have the education of….a 5th grader? WOW!

      My sympathy, love.

    4. Becky Says:

      I’m thinking she was drunk. What a twat.

    5. » Blog Archive » If You Don’t Want Dessert, Don’t Pitch A Fit. Says:

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