What The Frick Is Conebread?
Redneck Woman: “Can I have a side of conebread instead of this here brown rice?”
Me: “Conebread?”
Redneck Woman: “Yea…conebread…you know, from stalks of cone?”
Me: “Oh. Cornbread.”
Redneck Woman: “That’s what I said!”
Me: “I’m sorry…it’s just a little loud in here…I thought you were saying ‘cone-bread’.”
Redneck Woman: “So can I have it?”
Me: “No, sorry. We don’t have any cornbread here.”
Redneck Woman: “You’ve got sweet tea here but no conebread?”
Me: “We’ve also got ice cream but no fruit salads. Go figure.”
February 14th, 2008 at 12:17
Correct me if I’m wrong, but the last time I was in a nicer Asian restaurant, there wasn’t any cornbread OR “conebread” offered……
Never does it cease to amaze me how stupid some people can be.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:56
yay. you’re back.
February 14th, 2008 at 9:24
I’m totally from hicktown and this surprises me ZERO much. …hmm conebread and hibache chicken…mmm mmm lol
February 14th, 2008 at 4:21
Hilarious!
I moved here (Atlanta) from NYC and it took me a looooong time to learn the local dialect (s).
February 14th, 2008 at 8:31
i don’t even know if i’ve ever been in a restaurant that served cornbread besides like a BBQ place. and i live in redneckville.
February 16th, 2008 at 1:43
I don’t know if any one will get this unless you’ve read all the posts past/present but:
Hey Ryan! At least they didn’t ask for a bag o fries to come with that vegetable platter with no vegetables please. LOL!!! I kill me…and hopefully that’s all who does.
February 17th, 2008 at 11:57
Glad you’re back. =)
March 10th, 2008 at 3:34
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