Comments on: Sodom And Gomorrah Must Not Have Had Mr. Pibb Or Root Beer. http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/ Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:16:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: Sara http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4392 Sara Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:36:03 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4392 hahaha, don't people realize that we will TELL them what we have if they would just LISTEN? i hate when people talk over my response to their question with MORE questions! hahaha, don’t people realize that we will TELL them what we have if they would just LISTEN? i hate when people talk over my response to their question with MORE questions!

]]> By: Orange http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4394 Orange Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:24:12 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4394 God has not totally abandoned you - At least you have sweet tea. Then again, you're in the sensibly-Southern part of the country... too many places in the Midwest haven't even heard of the stuff. God has not totally abandoned you - At least you have sweet tea. Then again, you’re in the sensibly-Southern part of the country… too many places in the Midwest haven’t even heard of the stuff.

]]> By: Kee http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4411 Kee Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:41:45 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4411 @Orange The Midwest just doesn't make a distinction between sweet tea and unsweet tea. It's all just iced tea. @Orange

The Midwest just doesn’t make a distinction between sweet tea and unsweet tea. It’s all just iced tea.

]]> By: P http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4466 P Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:23:28 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4466 They still make Mr Pibb? They still make Mr Pibb?

]]> By: upset waitress http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4513 upset waitress Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:07:09 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4513 Well, you coul've offered her a Coke mixed with Amaretto! =) Well, you coul’ve offered her a Coke mixed with Amaretto! =)

]]> By: Gary http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4518 Gary Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:20:54 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4518 Actually, Mr. Pibb retired, and his son Pibb Xtra took his place in the Coke lineup. Actually, Mr. Pibb retired, and his son Pibb Xtra took his place in the Coke lineup.

]]> By: Will Work For Tips http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4522 Will Work For Tips Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:15:56 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4522 all of this over soda - people really have great priorities www.willworkfortips.wordpress.com all of this over soda - people really have great priorities

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]]> By: Erin http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4561 Erin Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:12:09 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4561 "Do you have diet lemonade?" "No, sir, sorry". "What about Diet Sprite?" "No, sir, just regular." *sighhh* "Well, what DO you have that's both sugar-free AND caffeine-free??" "Umm... water." "Well, I GUESS the lemonade will just have to do." and this past weekend: Mom: "I'd like the buttermilk pancakes and one poached egg." Me: "I'm sorry ma'am, our kitchen doesn't have boiling water available. We can fry them over any way or scramble them." Mom: "That's fine, I'll have it scrambled." Dad: "I want a chocolate milkshake made with chocolate icecream." Me: "Sorry, but we make all the shakes with vanilla icecream and add flavoring." (we have no chocolate icecream on premises) Dad: "I'll just have a diet Coke then." I bring the drinks out... Everyone: "Thanks, thanks, etc." Dad: "Yeah, thanks. Thanks for accomodating us." “Do you have diet lemonade?”
“No, sir, sorry”.
“What about Diet Sprite?”
“No, sir, just regular.”
*sighhh* “Well, what DO you have that’s both sugar-free AND caffeine-free??”
“Umm… water.”
“Well, I GUESS the lemonade will just have to do.”

and this past weekend:
Mom: “I’d like the buttermilk pancakes and one poached egg.”
Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, our kitchen doesn’t have boiling water available. We can fry them over any way or scramble them.”
Mom: “That’s fine, I’ll have it scrambled.”
Dad: “I want a chocolate milkshake made with chocolate icecream.”
Me: “Sorry, but we make all the shakes with vanilla icecream and add flavoring.” (we have no chocolate icecream on premises)
Dad: “I’ll just have a diet Coke then.”
I bring the drinks out…
Everyone: “Thanks, thanks, etc.”
Dad: “Yeah, thanks. Thanks for accomodating us.”

]]> By: Will Work For Tips http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4674 Will Work For Tips Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:02:39 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4674 Drunken Bar Patron: Is there any chocolate in this cake? Me: Yes, of course, it's a chocolate cake! Drunk: Shit! I am allergic to chocolate. Are you sure there is chocolate in it? Like cocoa? Me: Yes, of course there is. It is chocolate cake with chocolate frosting covered in chocolate sauce. Drunk: Fuck! I need to vomit. Where's the bathroom? Me: Outside, in the parking lot behind the Chinese restaurant. They won't know the difference. Drunk: Oh, cool, thanks. Drunk takes my advice. www.willworkfortips.wordpress.com Drunken Bar Patron: Is there any chocolate in this cake?
Me: Yes, of course, it’s a chocolate cake!
Drunk: Shit! I am allergic to chocolate. Are you sure there is chocolate in it? Like cocoa?
Me: Yes, of course there is. It is chocolate cake with chocolate frosting covered in chocolate sauce.
Drunk: Fuck! I need to vomit. Where’s the bathroom?
Me: Outside, in the parking lot behind the Chinese restaurant. They won’t know the difference.
Drunk: Oh, cool, thanks.

Drunk takes my advice.

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]]> By: Sarah http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4840 Sarah Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:20:11 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4840 you are missed!! you are missed!!

]]> By: Zach http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4890 Zach Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:34:02 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4890 whats going on here! more stories! whats going on here! more stories!

]]> By: TipBeckyBig http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4892 TipBeckyBig Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:13:32 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4892 So glad I found your blog! Good reads! So glad I found your blog! Good reads!

]]> By: Unabashed http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4894 Unabashed Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:52:19 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4894 need more stories. need more stories.

]]> By: The Pensive Penguin http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4898 The Pensive Penguin Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:18:47 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4898 Oh, how I wish I could say no to those people. Instead, I have to see the smug truimphant looks on their faces when I tell them that I can, in fact, serve them Mr. Pibb (actually Pibb Xtra, but I don't know that anybody actually calls it that) or root beer or diet lemonade. I guess God has looked kindly upon my humble employer. Oh, how I wish I could say no to those people. Instead, I have to see the smug truimphant looks on their faces when I tell them that I can, in fact, serve them Mr. Pibb (actually Pibb Xtra, but I don’t know that anybody actually calls it that) or root beer or diet lemonade. I guess God has looked kindly upon my humble employer.

]]> By: Jack http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4938 Jack Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:10:43 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-4938 You do this world a great service by blogging about life in retail. And yes, serving morons does indeed suck. This said, hell of a rollercoaster! You do this world a great service by blogging about life in retail. And yes, serving morons does indeed suck. This said, hell of a rollercoaster!

]]> By: Kyle http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5006 Kyle Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:20:27 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5006 happy birthday mate happy birthday mate

]]> By: kelley http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5095 kelley Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:46:31 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5095 happy belated bday :) please post soon- i miss reading your stories. happy belated bday :) please post soon- i miss reading your stories.

]]> By: Dave http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5252 Dave Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:13:58 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5252 Mom: "Do you serve Dr. Pepper" Me: "No" Mom: "How about Mr. Pibb" Me: "No" (thinking in my head that if you asked for Dr. Pepper in the first place and we did have Mr. Pibb, I would have just given you the damn Mr. Pibb.) Mom: “Do you serve Dr. Pepper”
Me: “No”
Mom: “How about Mr. Pibb”
Me: “No” (thinking in my head that if you asked for Dr. Pepper in the first place and we did have Mr. Pibb, I would have just given you the damn Mr. Pibb.)

]]> By: zak http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5261 zak Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:57:00 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5261 come on dude... im going thru "i server idiots" withdrawal here! come on dude… im going thru “i server idiots” withdrawal here!

]]> By: Kris http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5279 Kris Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:55:22 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5279 Me too!!! Come back! Me too!!! Come back!

]]> By: Allen http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5300 Allen Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:20:57 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5300 Where is he? Where is he?

]]> By: Dennis http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5311 Dennis Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:53:32 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-5311 First time here. Love it! Especially enjoy the interaction & dialogue between server and guest. Too funny. Peace, - Dennis www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com First time here. Love it! Especially enjoy the interaction & dialogue between server and guest. Too funny.

Peace,

- Dennis
www.donttipthewaiter.blogspot.com

]]> By: Johnny Crow http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-8114 Johnny Crow Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:53:00 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/10/19/sodom-and-gomorrah-must-not-have-had-mr-pibb-or-root-beer/#comment-8114 I don't mind if I ask for a DP or a Coke or whatever and you bring me a similar soda.. its cool. It is soda and even though I can taste the diff, it is what I wanted. The only problem I have is this: When I ask for a Dr. Pepper and a server offers Root Beer... WTF is that? How are those two EVEN CLOSE? You could say, we have Coke or Pepsi, or FUCK RC COLA would do.. BUT ROOTBEER? Please tell me how that correlation is made? I don’t mind if I ask for a DP or a Coke or whatever and you bring me a similar soda.. its cool. It is soda and even though I can taste the diff, it is what I wanted.

The only problem I have is this: When I ask for a Dr. Pepper and a server offers Root Beer… WTF is that? How are those two EVEN CLOSE? You could say, we have Coke or Pepsi, or FUCK RC COLA would do.. BUT ROOTBEER? Please tell me how that correlation is made?

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