You Don’t Always Get What You Wish For.
I consider myself a reasonable man. That’s why when I bring out TWO plates of sushi for TWO customers and one of the customers asks for two plates, I get them two EXTRA plates. No questions asked, no funny looks.
But the other day I brought these two douches their two extra plates when the dad says, “Do you have any smaller plates?”
Me: “No, sorry. These are the only plates we have.”
Dude: “Are you serious?”
Me: “Yes. Why?”
Dude: “Well, my wife and I are REALLY in the mood for smaller plates…”
Here are some acceptable things people can (and should) get “in the mood” for:
1. A movie featuring jets and/or lasers
2. Star Wars
3. Chocolate anything
4. Teri Hatcher and/or pre-coked out Lindsay Lohan.
5. Music made between 1960 and 1979.
Here are some UN-FRICKIN’-ACCEPTABLE things people can and should get “in the mood” for:
1. Smaller plates.
October 5th, 2007 at 4:18
iserveidiots, you complete me. i am so happy we found each other. seriously, i love you, site.
October 5th, 2007 at 10:33
Stop bringing back repeats! i wanna read NEW STORIES!
thanks for coming to visit me with your friends at work. sorry i was 4 rum and cokes in when you did.
October 6th, 2007 at 7:39
FSU beat NC State 27-10. I was there!
So on to something at least remotely relevant; good story!
October 7th, 2007 at 4:48
Did they make that lame pouty face? Whenever one of my costumers doesn’t get their nonsense request, they make a lame pouty face.
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October 10th, 2007 at 3:00
I LOVE IT! hahaha.. cracks me up. I hate guests like that.
October 12th, 2007 at 8:46
hahaha fuckin ha…
That’s ridiculous.
But this guy was serious? How did you not laugh in his face.
October 14th, 2007 at 9:47
That reminds me, can you make this soup a less aggressive orange ?
Good for a laugh
http://www.truveo.com/Chasers-War-Chas-the-Fussy-Diner-at-Restaurant/id/3718663550
October 26th, 2007 at 2:08
Re: repeats.
I’m new here. Just arrived from Jersey. If I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me.