Usually when a group of stupid women get together, my penis dies a little. Last night was no exception.

I’ll spare you all the details of their actual dining experience as it makes my head hurt just thinking about it. What made me lose most faith in humanity was when I brought them their bill.

The woman who shouldered the responsibility of paying waved me over after staring at her bill for a good ten minutes. Assume that her dialogue is spoken by a monkey with down syndrome and you’ll have some idea of the mental capacity of this broad.

Her: “Umm…sir…I don’t think the bill came out…like…right.”
Me: “Oh. Well, what’s wrong, ma’am?”
Her: “Well, I bought a side of salmon with the vegetable dinner.”
Me: “Okay.”
Her: “And the side of salmon was…like…nine dollars, right?”
Me: “Yes…”
Her: “And the vegetable dinner is $13.95, right?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am.”
Her: “Then why is the dinner coming in as $23?”
Me: “Umm…well…uh…the salmon is $9 and the dinner is $14.”
Her: “Yea…so why are they $23?”
Me: “Because 9 + 14 = 23.”
Her: “No it doesn’t.”
Me: “Yes it does.”

She then whips out her cell phone, does a quick calculation and puts the cell phone back in her purse, face red.

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