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    Adjacent To Refuse Is Still Refuse.

    Drunk Woman: “Can I have a to-go box for my fried rice?”
    Me: “Sure.”

    (After paying the bill)

    Drunk Woman: “You know…I’m…I’m not really going to eat that rice. Can you throw it away for me at the bar?”
    Me: “Yea, not a problem. Have a nice night.”

    (After a few more minutes)

    Drunk Woman: “On second though…can I…can I have that…uh…rice back?”
    Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. I already threw it away.”
    Drunk Woman: “Well…is it on the top of the trash or did you…throw it…smush it down in there?”
    Me: “Let me check.”

    (I check)

    Me: “It’s down in there.”
    Drunk Woman: “Oh.” (turns to drunk boyfriend) “Think it’s still good?”
    Drunk Boyfriend: “It is definitely time to go.”

    I’d think a woman who went dumpster-diving would tip a lot worse than her. Goes to show you can’t always judge a book by its cover.

    3 Responses to “Adjacent To Refuse Is Still Refuse.”

    1. Drug Deala Says:

      Ewww..I can’t imagine diggin’ in the trash for rice? Must have been one good Mai-tai!

    2. Bill Says:

      I can imagine it. On season 2 of Hell’s Kitchen one of the female cooks made pasta she didn’t need and threw it out then 2 seconds later a pasta order came in so she gathered the pasta she threw out and proceeded to “wash” it. FORTUNATLY someone caught her and threw the pasta back out. Chef Ramsay really chewed her out for that and rightfully so.

    3. P Says:

      I wonder what else she’d eat?

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