Why Did The Tuna Cross The Road?
Me: “So, have you two decided on what you’d like for dinner?”
Husband: “I’ll have the Steak And Scallops and she’ll have the…(starts to laugh)…Tuna Dinner.”
(The Husband and Wife begin to laugh)
Me: “Okay…so Steak And Scallops Dinner and a Tuna Dinner? Would you…”
(They start laughing again)
Me: “Ummm…is everything okay, you two?”
Husband: “Oh, it was just a joke. She hates tuna.”
Wife: “It’s true.”
Me: “Uh…a joke?”
Husband: “Yes.”
Me: “I don’t get it.”
Husband: “She doesn’t like tuna…”
Wife: “I don’t like tuna…”
Husband: “Get it?”
Me: “No.”
Husband: “You ruin jokes a lot at parties, don’t you?”
Me: “Yea, it’s a hobby of mine.”
July 29th, 2007 at 11:30
I hate when customers joke around with you when you don’t know it’s a joke >.>
July 29th, 2007 at 12:15
It’s a shame you didn’t just take and place the order. Would have served them right (they can’t say they didn’t order it)
July 29th, 2007 at 3:15
Nice comeback.
July 30th, 2007 at 8:38
That was a dumb joke.
August 2nd, 2007 at 8:40
HAWR.
What a knucklehead.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:40
I personally think Ryan just didn’t get a close look at how big and small their pupils were. Something tells me that they were baked before they came in…that or they are just…well…children might read this post so I won’t say but you get my drift. LOL!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 11:00
I walked into a barber shop once and asked for them to give me a mullet. I thought I was being original. Sometimes you need to keep jokes to yourself.