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I Just Like Wearing This Stupid Outfit On Purpose, Moron.

Boy: “Hey, do you work here?”
Me: “No. I just came from a Halloween party nine months too late. How’s my costume?”

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Ex-Restaurant Manager Says:
July 9th, 2007 at 7:23
I wish I had a nickel for every doofus who, when I’d do a table touch, asked me “Are you a Manager?”. “No, I’m just a really, really, curious person with nothing better to do.” If I was in a devilish mood, I actually said it instead of just thinking it.
UM Says:
July 16th, 2007 at 10:23
This is not about a uniform but….

my daughter and her kids were coming over this evening for soup and sandwiches. I had a huge plate of them made and had two to go. I wanted them done before they got there. In a dead serious voice my husband said, “Are you making grill cheese for everyone?”

No, idiot…I’m really hungry and made this huge plate for myself.

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