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    I’m Throwing A Contest. It’s Like A Party Except With More Nudity.

    The next four words will BLOW YOUR MIND:

    I’m. having. a. contest.

    Yea, I know what you’re thinking. “Holy shit,” right? Or how about, “I’m going to go bat-shit crazy trying to win this thing.”

    The rules of the contest are simple: You put a link to my site up on your site. It’s fairly easy to keep track of who sends me traffic and keep tallies accordingly.

    If you don’t have a site, don’t worry…put a (clickable!) link up on your Facebook/Myspace/Whatever profile page. I can still keep track of the clicks.

    At the end of the eligible month, whoever had the most people come to my site through your website wins a soon-to-be-determined-pretty-decent-prize-and-or-choice-of-prizes.

    You can do anything to promote it. Send out emails, Facebook messages, Myspace messages etc… You just have to make sure that they visit MY site through YOUR site (so that I can accurately record the results).

    The contest will run from April 10th - May 10th (my Nana’s birthday).

    And if you don’t win for this month, don’t worry…there will be more contests in the future. The very very near future.

    If you have any questions, feel free to email me at ryan@iserveidiots.com.

    So what do you guys think?

    10 Responses to “I’m Throwing A Contest. It’s Like A Party Except With More Nudity.”

    1. Cat Says:

      Sure sign me up. But I don’t want some crappy giftcard if I win. I want an I Serve Idiots t-shirt or a big piece of chocolate.

    2. Bill Says:

      I know a great prize you can give out. Personalized service BY you at YOUR restaurant in the most degrading way possible. I mean really. You’ll love busting on a customer openly without fear of being fired and will love it because we can give you crap right back and we’ll ALL be able to post our experiences here on line. Brilliant!…do I win a prize for that great idea? Didn’t think so. :-(

      Later!

    3. Cat Says:

      Okay, I added your link and did so with a great deal of hooplah.

    4. Nathan Says:

      I think all the people who are gonna click my link already did, like 4 months ago when I put it up!

    5. Windingrhyme Says:

      I think you’re pretty shameless. :P

    6. Patricia Says:

      Kewl. Posting your link on my Xanga page and in my Facebook as well :)

    7. Boston Says:

      I agree with Nathan. I’ve had mine up for a while. It’s even the old header with the napkin and spoon…

      http://www.myspace.com/cboston

    8. adam Says:

      wow its like a party only lamer

    9. Ryan Says:

      Go home, Adam.

    10. Beaman Says:

      You are so bad. What terrible behaviour! You should be ashamed!

      Damn, I wish I had thought of that before!!!

      Clever ;-)

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