Ma’am, Put Your Breasts Away. You’re Scaring The Children. And Me.
Me: “And, sir, can I get you something to (catch sight of breast swelling with milk being taken out for newborn infant) uh…drink?”
Random Guy: (Stares at breast)
Me: (Stares at breast)
Woman: “Here you go shmoopsie-poo.”
Guy: “I’ll have a…shmoopsi…Bud Light with a cold glass.”
Me: “Yea. Me too.”
March 27th, 2007 at 7:11
Classic! Hahahaha!
March 27th, 2007 at 8:42
OMG! Awesome XD -Rolling on floor while laughing-
March 27th, 2007 at 11:10
Hahaha! I love it.
March 29th, 2007 at 2:29
I added a link to your blog!
It’s one thing when it’s hot young mom boob, it’s another when it’s an old sows dripping drooping flopper. Kinda like Me Myself and Irene.
Lobster Boy
March 30th, 2007 at 1:54
Well, good news for anyone offended by breast feeding moms, some states and DC are passing laws forbidding discrimination against breat feeding women. Yay for boobies!
March 30th, 2007 at 1:55
or rather BREAST feeding women, I don’t know any woman who feeds from her breat.
March 31st, 2007 at 12:09
I’m pro-breast feeding, even by women with big fat nasty droopy pancake boobs, but there are ways to do it in public that are and are NOT appropriate, especially in a restaurant where there are other somewhat captive people nearby.
Lobster Boy
March 31st, 2007 at 4:25
If the chick has a nice pert juicy rack..then I’m all for it. I love oogling boobies while I’m munching on my steak. I do it all the time at strip clubs where I need to pay extra for the privilege. If your unattractive it’s best to keep em to yourself.
April 6th, 2007 at 2:50
I don’t mind anyone breast feeding AS LONG as they cover up. A majority of the women out there breast feeding are NOT the hot young mom Ryan was so fortunate to…observe. Not that I’m saying fatties cover up and hotties let ‘em fly. Everyone cover up.
August 5th, 2007 at 12:45
[…] And the kid is still crying. The other customers at the table are starting to get a little frustrated. I am praying silently she doesn’t use her breast to pacify the little tyke. […]