Comments on: You DON’T Want The Secret Sauce. Ever. http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/ Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:19:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: Zach http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-923 Zach Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:29:26 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-923 LOL!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

]]> By: katie http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-924 katie Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:38:53 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-924 i think i just got a little sick... i think i just got a little sick…

]]> By: Hannah http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-926 Hannah Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:05:44 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-926 Noted. Noted.

]]> By: Alex H. http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-927 Alex H. Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:07:00 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-927 Duly noted, Katie, I feel a little ill. *urk* Duly noted, Katie, I feel a little ill. *urk*

]]> By: Miguel Pereira http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-928 Miguel Pereira Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:11:00 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-928 Also sick here! It kinda reminds me of a kinda joke: Two lost men arrive at a hut where it lives a old woman. She tell them that they can enter, eat and rest if they have sex with her. Because they are desperate they go along with it. So the first man goes in, but as he's going to "dip" he looks at hers....you know, and thinks "no way!". Desperate he finds some carrots and start using them, putting one in and throwing it away....until the old lady dies of plesure.... So tired is the man, that he falls asleep. The next morning the first man asks the other one how was the night. He replies "Not very well. I spend the entire evening eating carrots with butter"...... Now i'm REALLY sick Also sick here!

It kinda reminds me of a kinda joke:

Two lost men arrive at a hut where it lives a old woman.
She tell them that they can enter, eat and rest if they have sex with her.
Because they are desperate they go along with it.
So the first man goes in, but as he’s going to “dip” he looks at hers….you know, and thinks “no way!”.
Desperate he finds some carrots and start using them, putting one in and throwing it away….until the old lady dies of plesure…. So tired is the man, that he falls asleep.
The next morning the first man asks the other one how was the night.
He replies “Not very well. I spend the entire evening eating carrots with butter”……

Now i’m REALLY sick

]]> By: Krissandra http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-930 Krissandra Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:15:05 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-930 Finally! I've been waiting for you to post a shrimp sauce story forever. My friends like to pour it over their fried rice like a marinade. They're super skinny so they can get away with things like that. Now, other than being composed of fat and preservatives theres nothing else gross about it. right? Finally! I’ve been waiting for you to post a shrimp sauce story forever. My friends like to pour it over their fried rice like a marinade. They’re super skinny so they can get away with things like that. Now, other than being composed of fat and preservatives theres nothing else gross about it. right?

]]> By: christy http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-932 christy Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:45:46 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-932 fucking disgusting. i really feel sick. its like she embraces her obeseness and isnt ashamed of it at all!!! i wonder what the people sitting next to her looked like when they saw her sucking a sushi roll. fucking disgusting. i really feel sick. its like she embraces her obeseness and isnt ashamed of it at all!!! i wonder what the people sitting next to her looked like when they saw her sucking a sushi roll.

]]> By: Liz http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-934 Liz Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:14:14 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-934 Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God.

]]> By: katie http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-936 katie Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:26:14 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-936 fat people make me lose my appetite. and i am just always amazed that they have no qualms in the fact that they are DISGUSTING human beings. fat people make me lose my appetite. and i am just always amazed that they have no qualms in the fact that they are DISGUSTING human beings.

]]> By: Krissandra http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-937 Krissandra Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:58:43 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-937 Ouch Katie. Ouch. Ouch Katie. Ouch.

]]> By: Shayna http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-938 Shayna Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:13:45 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-938 *insert puking sounds here* *insert puking sounds here*

]]> By: Sara http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-941 Sara Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:18:50 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-941 the ginger sauce is way better than the shrimp sauce anyways... and this story is gross. the ginger sauce is way better than the shrimp sauce anyways…
and this story is gross.

]]> By: Ryan M http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-944 Ryan M Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:46:57 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-944 I've recently started reading this, someone added it to StumbleUpon. after reading this, my stomach is queazy. *shivers in disgust* you dont DO that to sushi! I mean yeah, people might dip it in soy sauce... thats normal... but.... ew... by the way, this blog is great! I’ve recently started reading this, someone added it to StumbleUpon.

after reading this, my stomach is queazy. *shivers in disgust*

you dont DO that to sushi! I mean yeah, people might dip it in soy sauce… thats normal… but…. ew…

by the way, this blog is great!

]]> By: Logan http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-947 Logan Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:48:03 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-947 This story is pretty disgusting and obese people who just keep feeding themselves like cattle is unfortunate and sad. However, I have to say that my Aunt is obese and it would offend me if someone were to call her, or someone like her, a disgusting human being. There are different reasons why people are how big they are and not all obese people should be out in the same category. On another note...This lady seems to be in a sad sad place... On another note...I love you ryan... :) This story is pretty disgusting and obese people who just keep feeding themselves like cattle is unfortunate and sad. However, I have to say that my Aunt is obese and it would offend me if someone were to call her, or someone like her, a disgusting human being. There are different reasons why people are how big they are and not all obese people should be out in the same category.

On another note…This lady seems to be in a sad sad place…

On another note…I love you ryan… :)

]]> By: Ryan http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-948 Ryan Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:12:17 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-948 What was disgusting was the fact that this woman was SUCKING A FULL BOWL OF THE SHRIMP SAUCE OFF HER SUSHI. What was disgusting was the fact that this woman was SUCKING A FULL BOWL OF THE SHRIMP SAUCE OFF HER SUSHI.

]]> By: Bill http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-950 Bill Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:31:07 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-950 I bet this woman uses Pam cooking spray as a breath mint. I bet this woman uses Pam cooking spray as a breath mint.

]]> By: T-bone http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-983 T-bone Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:38:31 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-983 My mean in a funny way) elderly neighbor works at Walmart as a greeter. This 350 LB woman came in demanding one of those electric scooters. He said.."I'm sorry those have a 650 lb limit, you're on your own!" She got the manager and he had to go to "sensitivity" training. 99% of obese people are fat because they have lost all self respect and self control.If yo go to Golden Corral you can see them in their natural environment. My mean in a funny way) elderly neighbor works at Walmart as a greeter. This 350 LB woman came in demanding one of those electric scooters. He said..”I’m sorry those have a 650 lb limit, you’re on your own!” She got the manager and he had to go to “sensitivity” training. 99% of obese people are fat because they have lost all self respect and self control.If yo go to Golden Corral you can see them in their natural environment.

]]> By: Special_K http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-995 Special_K Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:36:44 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-995 Come on, guys. Just because someone is obese doesn't mean that they've totally lost all self control and whatnot. Albeit, a percentage probably have, but some people can't help it... I know some people who's entire families are overweight or obese, and it's just in their genes. One of my best friends is overweight, as is the rest of her family, and they barely eat at all. But still, this nation really needs some help :\ Great blog, by the way! Definately my favorite :) Come on, guys. Just because someone is obese doesn’t mean that they’ve totally lost all self control and whatnot. Albeit, a percentage probably have, but some people can’t help it… I know some people who’s entire families are overweight or obese, and it’s just in their genes. One of my best friends is overweight, as is the rest of her family, and they barely eat at all. But still, this nation really needs some help :\

Great blog, by the way! Definately my favorite :)

]]> By: T-bone http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-996 T-bone Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:42:35 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-996 Special K, For how many generations have this Family been OBESE. Not Fat, but OBESE as in ONLY in America- style O' Fuckin'bese? You are right that very very very few people have this OBESITY gene that no other countries peoples seem to have. The world is getting fatter because of the decisions that we all make. People need to start to take personal responsibility for themselves. When I gain five pounds I hit the gym 5 times harder and cut back on the shit I like to eat. My folks are shimmering examples of American slobs. Their choice. Not mine. Special K, For how many generations have this Family been OBESE. Not Fat, but OBESE as in ONLY in America- style O’ Fuckin’bese? You are right that very very very few people have this OBESITY gene that no other countries peoples seem to have. The world is getting fatter because of the decisions that we all make. People need to start to take personal responsibility for themselves. When I gain five pounds I hit the gym 5 times harder and cut back on the shit I like to eat. My folks are shimmering examples of American slobs. Their choice. Not mine.

]]> By: T-bone http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-997 T-bone Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:45:51 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-997 When I was in High school... MAYBE 5% of our class was OVERWEIGHT by 10- 20 LBS. Now!!!!!!Evolution doesn't work that fast amigo/a When I was in High school… MAYBE 5% of our class was OVERWEIGHT by 10- 20 LBS. Now!!!!!!Evolution doesn’t work that fast amigo/a

]]> By: Special_K http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-1137 Special_K Sun, 18 Mar 2007 19:09:50 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-1137 I'm not vouching for 99% of the obese people. This country is going down the shitter, I know that. But the people I'm referring to are a family of diabetics with thyroid problems that eat like birds. You're absolutely right, today's people suck at making decisons for their well being :\ I’m not vouching for 99% of the obese people. This country is going down the shitter, I know that. But the people I’m referring to are a family of diabetics with thyroid problems that eat like birds.

You’re absolutely right, today’s people suck at making decisons for their well being :\

]]> By: T-bone http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-1138 T-bone Sun, 18 Mar 2007 20:45:59 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-1138 Special K, There certainly are a few exceptions and it is too bad that they will inevitably get lumped(no Pun...) in with the rest of these clowns. The other day I went to Golden Corral with my mean old man friend. I swear there were many children (4,5,6..etc years old) that were as fat as their obese parents just shorter. It's a form of child ABUSE. These kids will always be porkers now. It's like being a crack baby.They're doomed by their parents. Special K, There certainly are a few exceptions and it is too bad that they will inevitably get lumped(no Pun…) in with the rest of these clowns. The other day I went to Golden Corral with my mean old man friend. I swear there were many children (4,5,6..etc years old) that were as fat as their obese parents just shorter. It’s a form of child ABUSE. These kids will always be porkers now. It’s like being a crack baby.They’re doomed by their parents.

]]> By: » Blog Archive » Dude, You Work Next Door. How Are You Gonna Dine And Dash? http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-2164 » Blog Archive » Dude, You Work Next Door. How Are You Gonna Dine And Dash? Tue, 01 May 2007 04:41:50 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-2164 [...] thing. It’s hell remembering John Smith for his name but if you ask me how many helpings of shrimp saucethat dude wants, I won’t even blink before I tell you [...] […] thing. It’s hell remembering John Smith for his name but if you ask me how many helpings of shrimp saucethat dude wants, I won’t even blink before I tell you […]

]]> By: bw http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-2172 bw Tue, 01 May 2007 19:13:21 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-2172 America has more obese people because of the abundance and cultural ubiquity of cheap, fattening food in large quantities. Personal choice sometimes plays a role but it's not always fair to blame someone for the entirety of their weight problem. That woman, however, is apparently suicidal. America has more obese people because of the abundance and cultural ubiquity of cheap, fattening food in large quantities. Personal choice sometimes plays a role but it’s not always fair to blame someone for the entirety of their weight problem.

That woman, however, is apparently suicidal.

]]> By: Finickholli http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-2610 Finickholli Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:35:36 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-2610 I just threw up my mouth a little. I just threw up my mouth a little.

]]> By: waitress http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-10516 waitress Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:48:11 +0000 http://www.iserveidiots.com/2007/02/27/you-dont-want-the-secret-sauce-ever/#comment-10516 in texas, we have a similar phenomenon. it's called RANCH. and people are worse about it than heroin addicts. it's awful. in texas, we have a similar phenomenon. it’s called RANCH. and people are worse about it than heroin addicts. it’s awful.

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