He’s On The Twenty, You Know.
Girlfriend: “Yea, just wash the shirt I gave you in cold water before you wear it.”
Me: “I wash all my colors in cold water.”
Girlfriend: “Okay, Andrew Jackson.”
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January 7th, 2007 at 6:59
WTF? I don’t get it….
January 7th, 2007 at 11:55
Andrew Jackson is the former President who’s picture is on the twenty dollar bill. I don’t know why she said that though. =)
January 8th, 2007 at 2:34
It might be because the new $20 bill has subtle tints of different colors like blue and pink… It’s farfetched, I know.
January 8th, 2007 at 3:10
I’ll take “Slaves and the Presidents who owned them for 100, Alex.”
January 8th, 2007 at 4:48
Andrew Jackson is notorious for willingness to remove Native Americans by force…in other words he wiped a lot of them out.
Hilarious as usual, Ryan
January 8th, 2007 at 11:24
lol, got it now. It’s early. Man I hate going back to school. I haven’t been up this early since .. finals week last month.
January 11th, 2007 at 7:08
lol, good one… maybe I just need to not work so much.
January 15th, 2007 at 2:01
Racist as usual, I see.
January 16th, 2007 at 8:03
That’s right. I hate black people and I absolutely love making fun of them by pointing out a subtle, yet humorous, pun in reference to how Andrew Jackson owned a whole lot of slaves. You got me!
January 16th, 2007 at 11:37
I’ve always suspected that of you, Ryan. I’m glad you finally feel comfortable to share your “real” feelings with your readers
hahaha
January 26th, 2007 at 1:31
The best part about this is that your gf is amazingly witty. I already knew that of course.
February 25th, 2007 at 9:21
thanks morgan, i am pretty damn witty!
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