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    Real Smooth, Ryan.

    A new kid named TJ had this table last night with a fric attractive girl. As in any such situation, TJ started flirting with the girl hardcore, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I started flirting a bit too…for TJ’s sake. The kid needs tips, right? Right.

    So TJ asks if I can help sing “Happy Birthday” to the girl. “Uh…yea, dude,” I reply. After we sing, TJ asks the following:

    TJ: “So, what birthday is this for you?”
    The Girl: “I’m 14.”
    Me: “Oh no.”

    The first thing that ran through my mind was “this girl was 13 yesterday and looked the exact same”. At least it wasn’t her 13th birthday. Then we’d have a problem.

    2 Responses to “Real Smooth, Ryan.”

    1. Dustin Says:

      Wow…
      Girls these days…

    2. Jaclynn Says:

      hahah …wow.
      how was the tip though?

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