Dear Old Jewish Women Sitting Near The Bar,
When the three of you are in earshot of me or any other self-respecting male, for the love of God do not talk about lesbianism. Ever:
Jewish Woman 1: “You know…I never tried it in college…”
Jewish Woman 2: “Uh-huh.”
Jewish Woman 1: “But whenever I see these R-rated movies out with those cute girls in them, I can’t help but think how that would feel.”
Jewish Woman 3: “I know EXACTLY what you mean.”
(All three women nod in approval)
Cue testicles shriveling up and dying in a matter of seconds.
Old Jewish women, it’s enough that all you order to drink is water and extra lemons (thereby getting free “lemonade”). But if you start being disgusting AS WELL AS cheap, well…then…that’s just not going to fly.
September 22nd, 2006 at 1:16
served by an idiot as well
September 22nd, 2006 at 3:23
Any criticism you receive stems only from jealousy! This is great stuff, you should write a book once you get enough material, or a column, or just keep doing this. My blog holds the tongue a tad more bc I’m in education, but ripping the world we live in to keep it honest is def. a good thing!
September 22nd, 2006 at 7:23
I see “anyone” even had the testicular fortitude to leave his/her name. Spineless son fo a bitch.
September 23rd, 2006 at 1:20
Kudos. This is an awesome site. I was a waitress for a couple of years, and worked at a couple of restaurants. People don’t realize the kind of shit that you have to put up with on a daily basis. Keep up the great work.
September 23rd, 2006 at 4:54
Ben,
Yup.
September 25th, 2006 at 3:27
Well, talk about total backfire on a straight guys greatest fantasy. That sucks! Really funny though.
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:35
Haha, Celia, I think the whole deal was that they were old and.. I dont know, scary? Thats just the impression I got.
September 16th, 2007 at 8:26
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July 30th, 2008 at 3:30
HAI IM A FAGGOT AND I HAVE A HUGE DICK!