If I Was Saudi Arabian, Gas Would Be A HELL Of A Lot More Expensive.
So I read another douchebag’s bumper sticker on my way out of work last night. It read:
“Blame Bush For High Gas Prices - Not Saddam!”
Okay, jackass. Have your opinion. That’s cool. But if you’re going to put a bumper sticker like that on the back of your vehicle, don’t make it your GIGANTIC FUCKING HUMMER. Seriously. If I was some Saudi running oil fields in the Middle East and I saw a country full of douchebags driving HUGE ASS VEHICLES that go FOUR FUCKING MILES TO THE GALLON and NOT blaming me, I’d be selling that oil for 200 dollars a barrel. All day, every day.
P.S. Someone in Belgium found my website today by typing the keywords “grandpas silver gays” into Google’s search engine. Sweet.
September 14th, 2006 at 9:58
i have read your entire site and i love it! you are hilarious! and i feel kind of bad for you having to go through this but then again you have good stories out of it! i live in a really small town in Iowa so not to much happens here and i dont have a job so i dont have sweet stories like these! but you probly dont care so yeah…
September 15th, 2006 at 1:55
I love you Ry Ry…you have gotten funnier and funnier since ninth grade….
love you like a fat kid loves chocalate pudding snack packs…
that’s a lot…
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September 20th, 2006 at 6:18
ive been on this site for about 10 minutes and i think is pretty epic. guess that doesnt say much for me but what the hell: its entertaining
September 24th, 2006 at 6:01
If you’re a server and you haven’t seen the movie “Waiting,” watch it. STAT. It definitely depicts the world of working in a restaurant.
November 8th, 2007 at 11:57
Oh crap, You can blame Bush for everthing. Got hemorrhoids? Bush’s fault… for allowing the price of Ass cream to go outta control. Hell should be covered by Nationalized healthcare. Tornado wipe out your trailor? Bush’s fault… Bastard didn’t sign Kyoto treaty, now global warming is whippin’ up all these ‘nadors. Dammit if Bush had any huevos he’d nationalize all oil and gas in the States like Chavez and Castro did. We should follow their fine examples.
-From the Ravings of The Psychomancer