Would A Manatee Brake 4 Me?
So as I’m walking out to my car after work, I see a mom getting into her car with her daughter. As they drove away, I saw a bumper sticker on the back of the car that read:
“I Brake 4 Manatees!”
Well, what the hell makes YOU so frickin’ special? Ever seen a manatee? Those fuckers are huge! If I saw one pressing the crosswalk button, you can bet your sweet ass I’d be coming to a screeching halt.
P.S. Listen, lady. I didn’t mean to spill salad all over your son. You didn’t have to yell OR leave me a douchey tip. But, it’s not my fault he’s skating around on his roller-sneakers in a restaurant.
September 20th, 2006 at 6:36
back in high school me and my friends would literally snatch the kids and steal the little wheeles from underneath them, pretty much hazing which was cause for expulsion but i was vindicated
September 24th, 2006 at 6:37
your comment about Manatees sounds like something Mitch Hedberg would have said.
March 6th, 2007 at 6:43
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