Dammit, Jay. You’re An Idiot.
Backstory: Jay is our boss and owns the restaurant.
So the avocado we use in our sushi rolls wasn’t ripe enough for our boss, Jay. So what does he do? He acts like any dumbass would and puts the avocado next to the heater for some undetermined amount of time to “speed up the ripening process”.
So far, Kelsey has thrown up in the bathroom, Laisay and Liz have complained of stomach pains, and every customer that has gotten a sushi roll with avocado in it has sent back the roll. What a douche.
P.S. If any more of you frickin’ douches come in wearing “Mind of Mencia” t-shirts, I’m spilling soup all over you and your family.
August 21st, 2006 at 3:06
You’re ridiculously talented, Mr. Day. I laughed out loud. “Lol” I believe is the modern term for it.
I see you have a logo… do you still want me to come up with one?
August 25th, 2006 at 2:26
apparently, that’s who says “lol”.
I can’t help but notice that you’ve developed a certain proclivity for the word “fuckers”.
March 26th, 2007 at 12:14
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